Archive for April, 2009

Swine Flu

I posted an entry a day or so ago and said people should calm down in concern with the swine flu. Since that post a small child has died from this illness and I feel like I should say that this is definitely enough to be alarmed about. With the W.H.O. now raising it to a level 5(meaning pandemic is imminenet) and the loss of a life, this is a serious issue that we all have to take notice of at this point. I am deeply sorry for the family of that child and hope that we all can make it through this trying time. Be safe and log on to http://www.who.int/en/ for more information regarding this epidemic and ways you can help protect yourself.

Rob Porn…… as promised

thumb1vma_10I went to LTR and said that if anyone came to my lil site I would have Rob porn, and porn I have. So here it is, just a few of the millions of pics I have saved,Yes millions. Hey, I need to gaze at him in a trance like state for hours just like any other normal(slightly deranged) fan.

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 Let’s see, things that I want to say……. okay, let’s start with the basic stuff. The economy, if Obama comes on tv one more time saying that people should not be worried I think I’m going to shit my pants. Let’s be honest, if you’re not worried you are dumb, and the only reason he’s not is because his job isn’t laying him off, his house can’t be foreclosed on, and he doesn’t have to worry about what he’s gonna do about his family and their future. The rest of us however should be scared shitless, for once I just wish he would come on tv and say,” Okay people, shit is all jacked up, start panicking cuz the lifeboats are not coming.” It’s insulting to think that anyone in our government believes a few reassuring words are going to appease people who are about to be homeless. Honesty, just once, would be great. I mean really, it’s not like we all don’t know what’s happening anyway.

How do you know you’re gay?

I’d like to start off by saying this is not meant to be some sicko rant. It’s funny lil things that let you know you’re a GIANT cheeseball. Don’t get your scooby doo undies in a twist okay?

 

 

1) you say flippin instead of the F bomb. Man up and go for that R rating!! Don’t be scared, just say it! All the cool kids are doing it.

2) You have iron on portraits of your fave celebs and put them on you underoos.(Yes it’s real) I happen to know a person who has Rob Pattinso’s pic on her undies. She put it there!! While I love him as much as the next fan(stalker), Undies? It’s a bit much. Now if Rob wanted to put my face on his undies…….. I’d like to suggest he makes this face.~~~~~~>

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3) If you think Susan boyle is the next big star, yeah she can sing. Yes she has gotten alot of exposure from her lil appearance on tv but let’s be serious, she will not be doing any big tours or selling out Madison Square Garden anytime soon. She’s asweet old lady from Britain and she is talented but she’s also 47 I think and claims to have never been kissed. It’s sad really.

4) You think that Kristen Stewart’s odd blinky thing is cute. I was almost screaming at the screen while I watched Twilight for the 1st( thousandth) time. It looks like she’s having her stroke in installments. I can’t stand it. Oh sweet lord, at the the end in the hospital she’s all wuddya,who,why,huh,muh. It’s almost too much to bear. Why she decided to do that as part of her acting technique is beyond me, check her other movies, it’s not there. It’s like she decided to play Bella as a psych patient who suffers from nervous twitches.

5) If you’r e offended at the gratitous use of the word gay. It’s not a big deal, I myself am the farthest thing from a homophobe and fully support gay rights in all aspects. Just ask my longtime friend, the queen of fierce, Les. He’s (yes he) has been a longtime friend-o-mine and I love him dearly. I just happen to use the word gay to describe things that are cheesy. The pic below is him and he’s never offended when I ask him you know how I know you’re gay? Usually he responds with something witty like, ” Cuz I like men?’ To which I reply, ” No, cuz you know all the words to Baby One more time and Believe”. Don’t get all offended.  I don’t get upset when people use the term “psycho” even though it prolly describes me personally, so you don’t get offended if I tell you that I know you’re gay because you say dagnabbit and know all the words to Livin La Vida Loca.

 

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My first lil blog

 

  Since you have decided to grace me with your reading I thought I would intro you to me. I’ll be going by aquiredtaste here, it’s like I have a secret identity!! So cool, though the fact that I’m so excited about it kinda makes this less cool. I think I’ll write you a lil letter so you get to me.

 

 Dear reader,

       I’m  Aquiredtaste. I love books and music of all kinds. I plan on commenting about absolutely anything that comes to mind because that’s what I do. I’m currently a lil more than healthy obsessed with Rob Pattinson and I’m pretty sure it’s driving myhubby insane (he’s a really good sport though). He likes to call him Rob Thomas, or Kardashian, anyone with the same name. It’s his way of fighting the power.Here’s a lil pic so you get it.gq_009

           Yeah, that’s better.  Let’s see, what else?  I think that picture just gave me serious concentration issues, maybe I should take it down( No baby I would never delete you!). On second thought, it’s such a nice pic,I think I’ll leave it. Anyhoo, you may be second ahnd embarassed by some of the things I’ll be sharing or talking about here, try to overlook your immediate response to be horrified. I’m only being real,and I think that can be appreciated once you get past the initial shock.

       For instance, I think that Beth ditto is quite possibly the most important person in music right now. Who is Beth ditto? The lead singer of the gossip. Beth Ditto is an out and proud lesbian and on top of that she is plus sized. She is breaking many stereotypes regularly and becoming quite the fashion icon as well. I love her!! She is so comfortable with herself and her body, she’s extremely talented, and she is changing the idea of beautiful which so many women struggle with. Here’s a lil snapshot84_thegossip_l081106. Rock out Ditto! So suk on that, she rocks, she’s gay, she’s large. Hate if ya want but don’t be surprised when I tell you how f-ing stupid you are right to your face.

 

Hmmm, this is going well. What else? Oh right, recent reports about the swine flu have people’s panties all in a twist. Here’s what I say, DON’T FREAK OUT!!! I seem to remember something like this happening about the bird flu which never amounted to anything. There have been no U.S. deaths and only 1 hospitalization so why all the scary faces? People get  so wound up about things that they tend to bring about hysteria where there needn’t be any. Don’t get me wrong, if this shiz blows up and people start dropping, then I say worry. Until then stock up on Germ-x and relax for shit’s sake.

 

   I think that’s all for now. First post awesome! Hope you’ll come back and see me.